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- The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe…
- Iceland: "Dear UK. Here's the payment you requested for the Icesave claim."
UK: "WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down!"
Iceland: "What? It's what you asked for isn't it ?"
UK: "NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH!"
Iceland: "Sorry, there is no C in our alphabet...
- America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of mass disruption”…

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